I cant write. I cant even write about how I cant write. Just felt like putting old quotes up. Laugh please, its good for health.
*Waiter comes with hot towel and brandishes one*
Allay: Uhh nahi mera nahi hai
*Waiter offers one to Atta*
Allay: Nahi ye kisi ka bi nai hai!
*DIES OF LAUGHTER*
Me: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob squarepants!
Atta: lives where?
Me: under the sea. in a pineapple.
Atta: Oh. But isnt he a piece of cheese?
Me: *dies laughing* S-P-O-N-G-E-bob atta. SPONGE.
Allay: whyyyyyyyyy
I SAY WHYYYYYYYYY
DONT KNOW WHYYYYYYYY
WONT KNOW WHYYYYYY
OH YEAAAAAAAAAA
thats not even a song
Me: yeah but i wud totlly head bang to it.
Allay: haahahah :D:D
Me: sometimes i wish i were a boy, so that i could headbang and drive
out and buy juice and go chill with my bros. :l :l :l
Allay: ur so cool man oh look ive bergs are heren ow
:|
Me: what :l
Allay: ok what is going on
i think bboth of us need sleep
Me: :l
QUOTE?
Allay: DUH.
Hania:You're like facebook, I have to check you out every 5 seconds
Allay: What's wrong man u seem laaaast.
Me: Meh. I dont know. I dont know.
Allay: Its ok ok i was just teasing, daanthinkk
Me:*blabs shit*
Allay: choro choro
distract ali distract
PEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA
APICAL AUXINS
*in library*
Me:*takes out mobile and starts texting*
Hania: Keep it back in! Do u want ur fone to be constipated?! --CONFISCATED i meant.
Me: OMG. a lizard jumped on me, i am so disgusted, DIEEEEEEEEE
Allay: Nice! So YOU r the second person i have to envy now. The first is abuji, it was in his banyan, he started dancing :D
Allay: TWO WISDOM TEETH? :l :l DUDE :l THAT EXPLAINS ALOT! :l :l
Bhaiya: Ali tum cheez ho yaar
Bhaijan: aur tum cheesy ho yaar
Allay: Oh i m at ur school it looks hot at night. :P
Me: outside* my school. :p
Allay: Bharamz :/
Allay: Hae when will i get a gadi, will i ever get one?
Allay: Assalamualaikum man just woke up dadajan here asked me to do 25 sit ups and 10 push ups :/
Allay: I phorofied dana bleeding now. BEELOOD :D
Abbu: *texts* Ajao khanay ka seen on hai.
Me: Dont step on wet cement.
Allay: Deep. :l
Me: No i mean literally, there's some outside infront of the gate. :D
Allay: AHAHAHAHAHA i though u were in one of those hot shit text moods :D
Me: Hey Free man. Morgan Freeman. :D
Allay: Dude! Hera pheri 2 is movie pe buni thi, like total rip off WHATTAY movie man it has jason statham.
Me: I didnt get a word.
Allay: Word. Here u go.
Me: Oh my Classy, How did U manage that? Lemme guess u googled a suitable comeback?
Allay: Im original, i swear :p
Allay: Why u no eat khana.
Me: Coz its stu, i hate stu.
Allay: U MEAN ISHTU I LIKE IT COZ ITS ISHTU AHAHAHAH FUNNY NAME
Allay: Bandar kya jane adrak ka sohag
me: Adrak ka maza*
Allay: Its sohag actually.
Me: No its maza and ur a jhaaroo.
Allay: U r jhaaroo ki teeli.
Me: U are taelu Snape.
Allay: U r jhaaroo ki teeli me phasi hui cockroach ki potty
Me: U r jhaaroo ki teeli me phasi hui potty me bacteria
Me: acha na i'll d0 it t0morr0w.
Allay: Ur KEWL wats with the zeros?
Me: Its easier to make them bhae.
Allay: Whattay KEWL.
Me: I FELL OFF THE STAIRS OKAY.
*later*
Bhaiya: HAHA bechaari u cant do anything innit?
Me: I FELL OFF THE STAIRS OKAY.
*throws paper ball in to dust bin* *Miss*
Atta: What an aim.
Me: I FELL OFF THE STAIRS OKAY.
Atta: WHEN WILL THIS EXCUSE REACH ITS EXPIRY DATE??
Me: When my bruise stops hurting.
Atta: Bruce Willis.
Allay: Holy HOLY shayt! :l twelve? SO that what the surd 12 dream was about!! :l :l
Allay: MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Me: what? ME?
Allay: ALL NEEd TOP CHECK
me: TOP WHAT TOP CHECK?
Allay: THIS OUT
WHO ELSE IS THERE WITH U?! GATHER EVERYONE
Me: WHAT??
Allay: GATHER EVERYONE!! AND WATCH THIS EPIC SHIT!
Me: What??
Allay: THIS IS THE BEST SHIT
Me: ABAY KYA
Allay: IN THE HESSTOR OF SHIT
LISTEN CLOSELY TO THE LYRICS
http://www.youtube.c
Me: man abood showed this to us last to last week. watt. a. loser.
Atta: *texts* Waeva d circumstances wud b we'll stay united foreva. Hand in hand, love is sent, we'll be friends until the end. Happy Friendship day!
Me: *gags* ATTTTAAAAA D: D: D:
Atta: Muahahhahahahhahahah
Allay:(texting) YAAAAAAY *slap*
Me: *PUNCH*
Allay: *groans* mai tou taali ki awaaz nikal raha tha!
Bhaiya: Kitabain.com Happy Birthday! You are welcome!
Me: I dont wanna go to the mehndi.. wierd yellow people singing 'dafli walaaay dafli baja"
Allay: What's a dafli? :l
Me: WO.. wo naaa! wo jo nahi bajate the?
Allay: nahi bajae the :l
Me: aray wo jo baje the!
Allay: :l :l :l
Allay: daal me kuch kaala hai
Me: MAKHII HAI MAKHHIII
Allay: URAA DOOO
Me: :l patang thori hai
Allay: BO KAAATAAAA
Me: :l
Atta*reads the convo*: Who dropped both of u in ur childhood?
Me: Me and Abood are staying at home
Allay: But Whaaaye?
Me: Manu come here
Allay: MANCHESTER UNITED COMING THERE? :l HOW? :l WHY?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Allay: Abay and Oay sound really nice on texts :D
Allay: Acha wo ye thaa?!
Me: Haan. Tou aur kya.
Allay: That sounded like 'main le ai sufi. Sufi pe aitemaad jo tha' :D.
*Waiter comes with hot towel and brandishes one*
Allay: Uhh nahi mera nahi hai
*Waiter offers one to Atta*
Allay: Nahi ye kisi ka bi nai hai!
*DIES OF LAUGHTER*
Me: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob squarepants!
Atta: lives where?
Me: under the sea. in a pineapple.
Atta: Oh. But isnt he a piece of cheese?
Me: *dies laughing* S-P-O-N-G-E-bob atta. SPONGE.
Allay: whyyyyyyyyy
I SAY WHYYYYYYYYY
DONT KNOW WHYYYYYYYY
WONT KNOW WHYYYYYY
OH YEAAAAAAAAAA
thats not even a song
Me: yeah but i wud totlly head bang to it.
Allay: haahahah :D:D
Me: sometimes i wish i were a boy, so that i could headbang and drive
out and buy juice and go chill with my bros. :l :l :l
Allay: ur so cool man oh look ive bergs are heren ow
:|
Me: what :l
Allay: ok what is going on
i think bboth of us need sleep
Me: :l
QUOTE?
Allay: DUH.
Hania:You're like facebook, I have to check you out every 5 seconds
Allay: What's wrong man u seem laaaast.
Me: Meh. I dont know. I dont know.
Allay: Its ok ok i was just teasing, daanthinkk
Me:*blabs shit*
Allay: choro choro
distract ali distract
PEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA
APICAL AUXINS
*in library*
Me:*takes out mobile and starts texting*
Hania: Keep it back in! Do u want ur fone to be constipated?! --CONFISCATED i meant.
Me: OMG. a lizard jumped on me, i am so disgusted, DIEEEEEEEEE
Allay: Nice! So YOU r the second person i have to envy now. The first is abuji, it was in his banyan, he started dancing :D
Allay: TWO WISDOM TEETH? :l :l DUDE :l THAT EXPLAINS ALOT! :l :l
Bhaiya: Ali tum cheez ho yaar
Bhaijan: aur tum cheesy ho yaar
Allay: Oh i m at ur school it looks hot at night. :P
Me: outside* my school. :p
Allay: Bharamz :/
Allay: Hae when will i get a gadi, will i ever get one?
Allay: Assalamualaikum man just woke up dadajan here asked me to do 25 sit ups and 10 push ups :/
Allay: I phorofied dana bleeding now. BEELOOD :D
Abbu: *texts* Ajao khanay ka seen on hai.
Me: Dont step on wet cement.
Allay: Deep. :l
Me: No i mean literally, there's some outside infront of the gate. :D
Allay: AHAHAHAHAHA i though u were in one of those hot shit text moods :D
Me: Hey Free man. Morgan Freeman. :D
Allay: Dude! Hera pheri 2 is movie pe buni thi, like total rip off WHATTAY movie man it has jason statham.
Me: I didnt get a word.
Allay: Word. Here u go.
Me: Oh my Classy, How did U manage that? Lemme guess u googled a suitable comeback?
Allay: Im original, i swear :p
Allay: Why u no eat khana.
Me: Coz its stu, i hate stu.
Allay: U MEAN ISHTU I LIKE IT COZ ITS ISHTU AHAHAHAH FUNNY NAME
Allay: Bandar kya jane adrak ka sohag
me: Adrak ka maza*
Allay: Its sohag actually.
Me: No its maza and ur a jhaaroo.
Allay: U r jhaaroo ki teeli.
Me: U are taelu Snape.
Allay: U r jhaaroo ki teeli me phasi hui cockroach ki potty
Me: U r jhaaroo ki teeli me phasi hui potty me bacteria
Me: acha na i'll d0 it t0morr0w.
Allay: Ur KEWL wats with the zeros?
Me: Its easier to make them bhae.
Allay: Whattay KEWL.
Me: I FELL OFF THE STAIRS OKAY.
*later*
Bhaiya: HAHA bechaari u cant do anything innit?
Me: I FELL OFF THE STAIRS OKAY.
*throws paper ball in to dust bin* *Miss*
Atta: What an aim.
Me: I FELL OFF THE STAIRS OKAY.
Atta: WHEN WILL THIS EXCUSE REACH ITS EXPIRY DATE??
Me: When my bruise stops hurting.
Atta: Bruce Willis.
Allay: Holy HOLY shayt! :l twelve? SO that what the surd 12 dream was about!! :l :l
Allay: MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Me: what? ME?
Allay: ALL NEEd TOP CHECK
me: TOP WHAT TOP CHECK?
Allay: THIS OUT
WHO ELSE IS THERE WITH U?! GATHER EVERYONE
Me: WHAT??
Allay: GATHER EVERYONE!! AND WATCH THIS EPIC SHIT!
Me: What??
Allay: THIS IS THE BEST SHIT
Me: ABAY KYA
Allay: IN THE HESSTOR OF SHIT
LISTEN CLOSELY TO THE LYRICS
http://www.youtube.c
Me: man abood showed this to us last to last week. watt. a. loser.
Atta: *texts* Waeva d circumstances wud b we'll stay united foreva. Hand in hand, love is sent, we'll be friends until the end. Happy Friendship day!
Me: *gags* ATTTTAAAAA D: D: D:
Atta: Muahahhahahahhahahah
Allay:(texting) YAAAAAAY *slap*
Me: *PUNCH*
Allay: *groans* mai tou taali ki awaaz nikal raha tha!
Bhaiya: Kitabain.com Happy Birthday! You are welcome!
Me: I dont wanna go to the mehndi.. wierd yellow people singing 'dafli walaaay dafli baja"
Allay: What's a dafli? :l
Me: WO.. wo naaa! wo jo nahi bajate the?
Allay: nahi bajae the :l
Me: aray wo jo baje the!
Allay: :l :l :l
Allay: daal me kuch kaala hai
Me: MAKHII HAI MAKHHIII
Allay: URAA DOOO
Me: :l patang thori hai
Allay: BO KAAATAAAA
Me: :l
Atta*reads the convo*: Who dropped both of u in ur childhood?
Me: Me and Abood are staying at home
Allay: But Whaaaye?
Me: Manu come here
Allay: MANCHESTER UNITED COMING THERE? :l HOW? :l WHY?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Allay: Abay and Oay sound really nice on texts :D
Allay: Acha wo ye thaa?!
Me: Haan. Tou aur kya.
Allay: That sounded like 'main le ai sufi. Sufi pe aitemaad jo tha' :D.
