Dont ask.

If there's one thing i really really really hate its being blamed for something that i havent done. Yes i might be sounding like a huge crybaby (might? more like must) but I have to admit its one of the things that still makes me cry. Seriously. I mean its hard enough to accept it when u have done something wrong but when I havent, i just so frikking enfuriated... God i feel like Ramona! but no I dont think i can play that card either, im 16 not 6.. Dont u hate it when some little thing like this makes u sad, automatically all the other things that make u sad but u hold them off and stay okay, come back and attack u.. so that it looks like ur being a major crybaby over a teensy little thing.. or maybe i am a crybaby =D i think its easier to just admit that and be at peace with it. I watched Dear John today. its just so lameass how i can never form an opinion about anything. My brother is very right in wondering mera hoga kya =D My G.P teacher already thinks im suicidal! it cant get any better than this right? right?

Still Obsessing XD

15 Ways to Infuriate, Exasperate, or Generally Get On Hermione Granger's Bad Side

Guaranteed to get a vicious flock of Canaries sent your way...

By Naomi

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1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall said that her overall OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When you ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells you it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say:"But why are you so upset? I thought you valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly, say loudly:'I reckon it's those stupid house elves' fault. Dumbledore's much too soft with them...'

6. Say to her: "You remind me of a movie star." When she beams at you, say: "Yes, it's incredibly hard to find somebody who looks like Bugs Bunny, but with those front teeth of yours you're the spitting image of him."

7. Inform her you've just read Rita Skeeter's article about her and Harry and Krum. Tell her she's not worthy of either boy and that 'Harry Potter has had to endure enough tragedy without having a scarlet woman rip his heart out.'

8. Tell her that when Harry and Ron ran into the bathroom to rescue her from the mountain troll, they had to pause for a moment to figure out which one was the troll and which one was Hermione.

9. Constantly try to solve the mysteries of Hogwarts by saying: 'It's obvious, isn't it? As soon as he heard Dumbledore coming towards him, he must have disapparated out of Hogwarts!'

10. In lessons, always answer questions by heavily misquoting Hermione's favourite textbooks, using her exact know-it-all tone of voice. When the teacher tells you that you're incorrect, state that it's not your fault because you were only saying what Hermione said.

11. Take a leaf out of Ron's book and imitate her bouncing up and down in her chair trying to answer a question.

12. After Slughorn's Christmas party, say to her,'Hermione, Cormac's been looking all over for you'-every day for three weeks.

13. After Gryffindor Quidditch try outs in sixth year, follow her around saying loudly, 'Hey prefect! Confunded anyone lately?

14. Quote Malfoy. 'Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers.'

15. When given a mountain of homework, sigh and say in a squeaky house-elf sounding voice:'No sick days. No payment. No job satisfaction. So much work we has, miss!'

Potter Obsessions

Found some awesome shit on mugglenet.com

10 Ways to Aggravate Albus Dumbledore

Guaranteed to get you a few extra trips to the headmaster's office

by Rose

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1. Run, panting into his office and say, "Professor, Professor! Voldemort has invaded Hogwarts!" Then lead him all around the school for the rest of the day and night, muttering, "I thought I saw him in this corridor."

2. Follow him around all day, screaming, "IT WAS SNAPE'S FAULT! IT WAS SNAPE'S FAULT!"

3. When you are called into his office to be lectured for poor behavior sit there and click a pen the entire time. When he pauses, say, "Ooo, clicky! Too bad they don't make quills like this. I'm sorry, Albus, what were you saying?"

4. Mention the "incompetence of Mudbloods," at every opportunity.

5. When he is making his speech at the first speech in the great Hall, whistle, clap your hands, and say "Yeah, Dumble, you got dis, you got dis!" continuously throughout the entire thing.

6. Hold a contest among your fellow students of, "Who Can Say Dumbledore's Full Name the Fastest?"

7. Inform him that Ron accidentally infected his lemon drops with the Spattergroit (make sure that you do this while he's eating one.)

8. Invite the giant squid to the Yule Ball and thell Dumbledore that you absolutely insist that he be allowed to attend.

9. Whenever Harry is summoned to his ofice for one of their private chats, be sure to mutter about "favoritism."

10. Invite Voldemort and all of the Death Eaters to the Great Hall for tea.

SARCASM MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.

Seriously. I can’t imagine what we would do without sarcasm...

How would one enjoy?

How would one pass time?

How would one get any feeling of gleeful satisfaction at all?

Sarcasm is a gift.

It flows in our blood and makes us who we are.

Don’t you just love being around a clueless person, feeding them ounce upon ounce of the cattiest sarcasm while they try to imagine the vastness of your sweet nature?

"Hey Mona, I really love your eye makeup, makes you look like the heroin of that movie... what was it called?" (PAKISTANI MOVIE: NAAGAN) (which means snake in urdu, burgers)

'Aww, that’s the sweetest compliment anyone has ever given to me!'

See? Bliss. Pure unadulterated bliss. Better than Nutella I could say..

And it's not like I’m the only person here who takes pleasure in messing with people's minds.

I have seen plenty of teachers use it and I have to say some of them are true idols for me.

Student: “Teacher, can I—“

Teacher: “Go to the washroom, then have some water, then go to the washroom again, then to the office for some important paperwork and then to the ground to get some air for your poor suffocated lungs?”

Student: “Uh, never mind...”

And it’s not like our dear mothers can hold back any, either.

Just yesterday my brother asked if he could go out with his friends.

My mother, tired and worn-out as she was, fired away impressively with the classic impression of Snow White going all, 'Oh suuure. Why not?'

And then 'Why don’t u spend the night there... or maybe you should move! I’m sure they'll be very happy to keep you. After all you were picked up from the same garbage bin'

And then the final touch... a deep, dark, sinister SMILE.

I mean it isn’t as terrorising as being forced to hear a Justin Bieber song, but hey it’s pretty scary alright!

My brother's friends are going to be mourning his absence till the next month while my brother ponders if he really was adopted/ picked up from a garbage bin.

Now what other thing could provide such freetainment?

Yes, the Urban Dictionary is quite impressive in all its abusive glory but hey sarcasm has an originality that no website can ever achieve...

So HALLELUJAH! Without sarcasm our lives would be very dull. Very dull indeed!

How Well Read Are You?

How Well Read Are You?

I got this from ChickLitGirl

"The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here."

Instructions:

•Copy this list.
•Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety.
•Italicise the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt.
•Tag other book nerds.

Here goes!

Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series – JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
The King James Bible
Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four (1984) – George Orwell
His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
Little Women – Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
Complete Works of Shakespeare
Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
Birdsong – Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
The Time Traveler’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch – George Eliot
Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald
War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis 
Emma -Jane AustenPersuasion – Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe – CS Lewis
The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh – A.A. Milne
Animal Farm – George Orwell
The DaVinci Code – Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies – William Golding
Atonement – Ian McEwan
Life of Pi – Yann Martel (I have this, I need to read it soon!)
Dune – Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility – Jane AustenA Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History – Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold 
Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
On The Road – Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
Moby Dick – Herman MelvilleOliver Twist – Charles Dickens
Dracula – Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson
Ulysses – James Joyce
The Inferno – Dante
Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
Germinal – Emile Zola
Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession – AS Byatt
Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
The Color Purple – Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web – E.B. White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
Watership Down – Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet – William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

26 books! What about you?